Friday, March 17th, 2006 12:00PM
Issue 28: Nobodys peekin' through the hole!
These horribly late updates have to stop. The last two times I updated a comic, it appeared nearly 12 hours later. Too bad for the system, though, I'm leaving it.
See you in hell autokeen!
Well, that is, soon. Not that I'm gonna die or something, but that I am soon ditching comic genesis. Thats right. (As far as I know)Tomorrow I'll be purchasing RotSC's domain name.
Though I havent yet decided on a comic update program, I have designed the site layout, and merely have to either attempt installing Homesite 5 again, or goto Webmonkey and learn how sidebars work.
If you know a good comic update program, gimme a ring. Click the 'friends' button, to see a way to contact me. Thats the only real contact page right now.
In other news, there are 3 days left. To what? I should smack you. Metroid Prime Hunters. Going to be easily the coolest first person shooter on a handheld in a long damn time. If you get it in 3 days, like I am going to, I'll be sure to exchange whatever nintendo whipped together this time (friend codes?) to play you.
*Warning: I may or may not suck HORRIBLY at this game. I t depends on whether or not I practice on the demo card prior to the release, or if I am really confortable with the controls. I am well known to suck at FPS's. End warning* Anyhoo, enjoy. And vote if you can. Thanks!
Thursday, March 16th, 2006 12:00PM
Issue 27: There's also a rule for your no-no areas.
There's really not too much to talk about today. Really. I honestly can't think of a damned thing to mention to you people, for like the first time in god knows how long.
Same old crap, I suppose. Vote and enjoy, I'm working on site stuff, and whatever else I say. Sorry I can't think of more.
Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 12:22PM
Issue 26: Need HP like a hobo needs cupcakes
Well the schedule's gone all to hell. My response: eh, to'ell wi'it. And if you dont speak fluent dumbass, that means "eh, to hell with it" in a british accent, on the internet.
Yeah, a long hard, four days eh? You werent on the hard end of them. I was the one suffering, from lack of internet. You got to at LEAST visit my site, to bitch my ass out. I couldnt even LOOK at it. Yeah. My comp was infected with spyware late friday. Not to mention me getting sick, late friday. I had some wierd ass stomach thing, and was throwing up every 20 or so minutes, if I had luck on my hands. I was basically annorexic. I'd eat something, puke. I'd take a piss, and puke. I'd puke, and puke. I finally drank some antacids. Then puked.
I took some medicine. And puked.
And to top it off, I'm gonna be horrified of pizza for the next few days, because I threw up a bunch of it, at 5:00AM on saturday, all over my restroom floor.
"THATS not so bad!" you say. I wasnt AWAKE when I spewed on the floor, because I somehow managed to SLEEP PUKE. I woke up in the restroom, with the floor around the toilet covered in liquid pizza.
Dont ask how that happened, I dont even know.
Anyways, I'm better. My Computer is better, and I've managed to regain my webcomick mentality, from 4 days of absense. It was like I was in a detox center for computer addicts, and they strapped me in some confined room, with me wearing a strait jacket. It was HELL.
So thats it. I'm actually doing site work, vote, comment, enjoy, that sorta thing. Thanks!
Wednesday, March 8th, 2006 6:05PM
Issue 25: OMFG SHITTY ANIMATION!
Sorry about yesterday. I've been behind again, I think I should change the update list to weekley because I do that anyways.
Anyways, what do you think of the new flash animation? Though its the begining phases of my flash knowledge, its to get better soon. (If I ever find out how to work the thing to compress the fucker.)
In any case, thats what I'll be occasionally adding from now on. Oh, and probably will change the Buzzcomix/voting site's RotSC description with the launch of the new domain sometime this month.
So I'm gonna be FINALLY re-buying RPG MAKER XP tonight, so I can actually further the comics from that damned highway/garage scene.
So enjoy, vote, and comment! Thanks for viewing!
Update! 6:30PM
User Bars
I've made some RotSC User bars, so you can use them to express your RotSC viewership-whatever. Its more or less a sneak peak of what will soon live in the box of free.
Monday, March 6th, 2006 9:46PM
Issue 24: Baaad Car Jokes..
That Car sprite was a bitch. And editting SM's hand to touch his head anime styles was even harder.
Anyways, about lack of comic yesterday, don't patronize me. I MADE filer, but the thing is, I am still a novice at Flash, which I was working with ALL F'ING DAY yesterday. I am such a novice at flash, that I couldnt even save the movie of a dancing circle, saying I'm retarted, as a PNG file. Thats Bad.
Other than that, it was quite an entertaining birthday, er..pre-birthday. Its my birthday today. I got cash for the interweb, and lots of programs.
125 bucks for my comic. I'll have a domain for RotSC by the end of the month, including my own domain displaying my Art, in cahoot with my comic domain.
Unless I can think of a better name, its gonna be Revengeofthespritecomics.com. I figure, if I DO make another comic, it'll be a sprite comic too, and in the end it will be vengeful, because I make all too many of them.
Although there IS that shitty 'Bubbleman' Comic I made, of some WIERD photoshop art I made.
Thats about it for today, really. No more sitework until I've got me a domain, just so I dont unscrew my brains and smack them on the sidewalk from HTML work, like Daniel. on his brand new site.
Oh, one more thing. You might have seen how 8BT Theater randomly plugged that Google Video to 'Spore's gameplay video. I cannot stress enough that you watch it. This is potentially one of the coolest games I've ever seen.
So thats all for today. Enjoy, Vote, and comment if you can. Thanks for viewing!
Sunday, March 5th, 2006 11:32PM
DAMN!
You wouldnt believe how much of a novice I am at Flash. I spent 5 hours making a filler movie because I couldnt do a real comic today, only to get fucked in the 'A' with the fact that I dunno how to save a flash movie to a PNG format.
Sorry Guys.
On the up side, though, I HAVE Macromedia Studio, now. So as soon as I can figure out which program does 3D, and how to do the who-ha I mentioned in the last news thing with flash, its happening.
In addition to my having new software now, I got some major cash for RotSC.
By the end of March, RotSC will be on my own domain, if not its own domain name.
More later, as well as a comic.
Saturday, March 4th, 2006 11:00PM (It was 10:59 when I typed 2006.)
Issue 23: RUN! FRENCH PERSON HAIR!
Sorry about Friday. My programs never came, and I was waiting for them to do so, so I couldnt do the comic out of rage.
It was a bonus comic that day anyhow, so it would have been a privledge anyhow.
So an entertaining weekend for me. I've rented Black, an awesome first person shooter, played the Half Life 2 Xbox Demo half a billion times, and will recieve a ton of money's worth of bootlegged copies of art programs, tomorrow at my Birthday Party.
And trust me, the wait for these is SO gonna pay off. With Macromedia Flash, I'll be granted to power to animate the occasional comic about 600 times better. The power to add a "Next" Button to my comic, opening a new page with more comic on it. The power to make a slideshow of comics, to show additional comic, if I have more material, but have exceeded the dimensions of my normal comic. With a 3D art program, I have the power to make 3D backgrounds, objects, and characters for the comic, and with dreamweaver I've got a helluva lot of stress reduced when doing HTML work for this site.
Granted I grow out of my vision stage, and actually LEARN how to do any of what I just suggested, RotSC could very well level up 12 times on the scale of graphic complexity, and coolness. (not to say it isnt already decent)
Anyways, Vote, Enjoy, Comment, and sorry for the total burn on Frenchies. We love you all...*cough*Yeaaaaaah*cough*
Friday, March 3rd, 2006 4:33PM
I'm putting off todays comic, as well as some sitework until later today when I get my programs and stuff.
Please contain the urge to tear my head off. Chat if you must. Its mildly entertaining. Haha.
Thursday, March 2nd, 2006 9:42PM
Issue 22: Its a mustache
Yay. Three day weekend land is on teh wayzorz! But on a lower, more annoying note, RPG Maker XP's Demo expires tomorrow.
So if I wanna make any new backgrounds, I'm either gonna have to delete some net cookies so I can reuse the bastard, or actually buy it. And since my birthday is 3 days away, I'll have someone else pay for it.
And in addition to my software coming tomorrow, I MIGHT be on the verge of my own domain for the site. If I have any kind of luck, I'll be able to add my subcomics, and RotSC comic to that site, as well as my own art.
I can't think of a name for the site, for the best of me, though. I'd name it something Like RotSC.com, but then I'd be basing the site on RotSC, and then I get all annoyed and can't think of any good name. I'd like some casual name, for a comic site displaying my own comics. Meh. I'll think of something.
Anyhoo, thats all. Enjoy, and vote and stuff.
Wednesday, March 1st, 2006 7:41PM
Issue 21: Look before you bitch
I've finally added the affiliates page, but there aren't any people in there yet.
Tech problems. There'll most likely be Heroes Inc's and Spritescape's icon in there by the end of the day. If I'm lucky, any of the other sites I wanted to affiliate with too.
My wait for more free programs continues, as its nearly friday, the day I get'em. Dreamweaver's coming, and so I'll probably be able to do the sitework I've wanted to do for a while.
Thats about it. Buzzcomix renewed its list for the top 100 Pixel Comics, and we're number 11 Again. Why dont you Vote and help us crush the competition again?
Enjoy. Supportive comments are appreciated.
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 7:43PM
Issue 20: Gotta love those horrifically cheesy special effects.
I was sick today, goddamnit. Now, I know what your thinking. "I wanna be sick! You SELFISH DICK! I could have gotten out of Work/School today!"
Well, other than sleeping in late, it sucked. I was going to work on something with my transcript today, and finish a dire assignment in Science, to assure I dont fail. That sucks in my book.
Either way, I slept in until 3:50PM today. The incredibly fortunate part, however, is that I made a whopping 3 comics in a matter or 3 hours. Thats a record for me. Although no site work yet today, it assures that I'll be ready to DO sitework when I can.
I'm gonna delay it all until Friday, when I'm supposed to get my Dreamweaver bootleg.
In any case, Enjoy, Vote, and Comment as usual. I'm gonna go throw up again.
Monday, February 27th, 2006 9:00PM
Issue 19: It takes a man to carry two guys efficiently. Yeaaah..
Well site work's a bitch. I must've worked for an hour and a half with the fugging template design I had set up for the comic. I am REALLY gonna appreciate Dreamweaver when I get it.
So my full bootlegged copy of flash, dreamweaver, fireworks, and whatever else comes in that big fancyassed packaged should come sometime this, or next friday. And like I said, if I'm lucky there'll be a 3D editey thingy ma-bobby-whoha jigger.
On a lighter note, though, Cops pisses me off. We don't need to see another racist attack on black people publicized freely. Thats what the news is for, dont you remember how long they strung out that whole thing about Kobe? Who cares? He had a male instinct, whoopdedoo. If I was in the same situation, odds are I'd have done the same.
Its called testosterone. (Forgive me if I typo'ed)
Still, Cops is funny when there is nudity, or pain on a physical level. No matter what race, its funny to see a guy get tackled by a bunch of uniformed douchebags, that look like faggots to begin with because they all match eachother. Same thing with Maximum Exposure, or America's funniest home movies, or whatever other reality TV show. Pain = funny, which = lots of money for the person capitalizing on it.
Bravo, TV. You win another round.
Anyhoo, enjoy, comment, vote, and SEND YOUR FAN ART. I think you're spitefully sending it all to Daniel. Not nice at all. >_>
Sunday, February 26th, 2006 6:17PM
Issue 18: Whatever I said the title was
Well, that was a long, and pointless trip. 3 days at my boring aunt's house.
And I was only mildly entertained on the last day, yesterday, when I got to rent the "Path Of Neo". That games great. Those Wakoski brothers know how to add a great ending to a game, I'll say that much. I was hysterical. Go play it. Or go bitch about the Matrix, and its crappy ending. Whichever is more entertaining.
About the site, not much has happened, duh. You say the awesome guest comic, by the awesome Tripping Metal. Thats about all thats happened. I still plan to add a buncha stuff to everything, though.
I'm aware there wasn't a comic yesterday. No more bitching.
Anyhoo, enjoy! Vote! Comment! Exclamation Point!
Oh, and dont forget to send in yur awesom1st3est's fanarts. I like dem.
Update! 8:03PM
I forgot to mention that my kick ass aunt with be bootlegging me a copy of Dreamweaver, Macromedia Flash, and Fireworks, and if I have any kind of luck, a 3D Creating/editting program thingy. And then I've already made tomorrow's comic, and will probably make the third one I've made today, in about 20 minutes. So site work will progress, if not the vote page at very least.
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 9:34PM
Issue 16: Don't Ask
My mother likes to ski. And if that weren't bad enough to begin with, she considers me an underprivledged, incompitent teenager, despite the fact that I act smart-like in front of her. In any case, I haven't got a license yet, and I'm not old enough for a three day weekend to myself at my own house.
Therefore, I must stay at my aunts.
Seriously, I've seen HUNDREDS of "OMG! Lets party when our parents are gone because drug induced orgies arent a PG rating!" type movies, and I know what happens.
The party and the parents are quantom entangled. The SECOND the party is comprehended, and acted upon, the universe commands the matter in the parent's brains, to instantaneously decide to drop whatever they were doing, and come home early.
Lifes a total bitch like that.
In any case, I can almost promise no bonus comics until saturday/late sunday. Fortunately, the update system lets me work ahead, and I've gotten a REAL LIFE GUEST COMIC for tomorrow.
Thats right world. We have fans.
So no news update tomorrow, but a comic tomorrow. Just so thats clear. The update thingy doesnt work ahead that efficiently. Sorry.
I'm also told, that if I ask for it, that it will happen, so what the hell. Send in FAN ART! Seriously. Your all artistic, and have computers. SEND ME FAN SUBMISSIONS. Be it, shitty guest comics made in paint, or hand drawn art of my characters, send it in. I love it. And frankly I am totally jealus of Daniel's Swimming pool. So send it in today, be it whatever, please.
Oh, and I plan to update a lot of other things over the course of the week, including some of the things mentioned in my Update Thread. New pages, the infamous box of free becoming active, new counter, and possibly making the paypal button go active for the good of society. And also the affiliates page. So you know who the hell I'm talking about when I randomly plug you to sites, that my affiliates are. < Grammer doom.
So with my technical who-ha yammering done, I bid you farewell until Saturday. Enjoy, Comment, And vote!
Monday, February 20th, 2006 10:29PM
Issue 15: They're dirty cause they skid on the street.
So the banner is finished. At least for the index page, still have a fuckload of work to go on the site, but at least the main page is all shiney-like.
Plus you all get to see the future pages RotSC. I know several of you are most excited about the 'Box of Free' page.
So I'm not gonna tell you about it. >:D
Anyways, enjoy it, cause it took damned near forever to align correctly. Oh, and the comic. Enjoy, vote, and comment the comic too.
I know. My rants are slowly turning to crap. Its sad.
Sunday, February 19th, 2006 6:10PM
Issue 14: OMG! Narrator got bitchslapped!
So I've officially saved the daily update schedule, minus the annoying "YOU MISSED FRIDAY OMGz0rz!!" prick in my flawless record. But DAMN this comic took forever to make.
Big splody, and highly exaggerated comics take time foo! Yeah..erm..yeah.
And for those of whom ranting about my supposedly lie, of denting the skull of my procrastinative demon, it wasn't a lie. I AM killing it, but comics outrank site work. But if you DO wanna see what I've got planned, and what will happen soon, check out the update thread in our forum.
Not much has happened yet, though, because of Photoshop bitching me. Defragmenting my computer takes time people. But its done with now, so I'll get to work soon.
Yeah, soon... >_> *hides the "Purchase Pay Per View: Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla?" on his tv*
Wow. I just RP'ed in a rant. Theres a first. Anyways, enjoy, and vote, and comment and such. There MAY be more vote buttons today, so look for'em.
Saturday, February 18th, 2006 12:07AM
Issue 13: I didnt really need that spine.
I was gonna post this 20 minutes ago, I swear to god. But then I got into making the KICK ASS fire, and I'm not the best at cropping pictures to begin with.
Plus it took a long time to find the sprite of that car shadow..er..flying debris for that shadow...Yeah >_>
Anyways, I've editted the site someore again, just that shoutbox and some of the footers on pages editted though. I'll get on that banner tomorrow. Hopefully a cast page too, cause they're cool. Anyways, Enjoy, vote, and all that.
Or sleep if your in my time zone. I'm tired as fuck.
Thursday, February 16th, 2006 9:55PM
Issue 12: HEY! Its a little better this time!
My procrastination demon has a lump 3 1/4 inches by 5 2/8 inches on its forehead today. Thats right. I smacked him good.
In addition to not being able to make a comic today (Jazz Concert. Again, NOT jizz. Sick, fucker. Hehe. Jizz.) and giving you a second shit-for-filler, filler comic, I added TITLES to every comic. Kick aiass, eh? Also, soon I'll add the new shoutbox I got for the comic. And make a new banner, including: Web Rating, Voting Icons, a new banner image, new fancy navigation icons, and all that jazz. Yay. (Wow. I just can't stop saying that blasted word, can I?)
So enjoy your music induced crap- I know I did. And before you say anything, I know it looks like a 5 year old colored it. Making Sprites, and sprite comics is MY thing. Not coloring.
OWNED!...by preschoolers everywhere.
Wednesday, February 15th, 2006 9:25PM
Bonus! Issue 11: Zombie does'nt like this issue.
Well, once again I've given you a freebie issue. And once again, I've procrastinated site work because of it. You get a free issue, and I dont get off my ass except to pee.
Fair Trade.
Now I have to select my classes for next year. Whoopeedo! Shitload 'a math classes for me! *groan*
Thats all. Vote, enjoy, and all that jazz. (Not jizz, you sick fuck.)
Tuesday, Valentine's Day, 2006 7:06PM
Issue 10: Not in a sacreligious way.
Your asking why I did this, and why I'm with my girlfriend right now, busy with various things.
I personally don't know. But dont push it, I can just as easily replace today's comic with a filler, edit the bastard, and post it tomorrow.
Either way, not much has changed today, really. I'm still a procrastinative bitch, and havent done anything for the site today. I should seriously consider someone to keep busy witn the HTML for me, like a side-hand or something.
Ahh, fuck it.
Enjoy, and may you enjoy love today, you devious S.O.B you!
Monday, February 13th, 2006 9:23PM
Bonus! Issue 9: Its all shiney at least.
Its called a bonus because the schedule is Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday. I was even considering making this comic my Post-Voting Buzzcomix art. But I didn't. Lucky you. (Keep voting, though. >_> )
Anyways, its a new comic! w000t! Decided to make it, because a comic a day is quite nerve relieving for me.
As for the site, I'm a lazy, procrastinative bitch. Regardless of how long it may take for the changes, there'll be an affiliate page, some new voting sites for you to vote for me in, and editting of tables and such.
(You may or may not have noticed the site counter I installed, thats skyrocketing already. W00t.)
And before I beg you for votes again, remember they help out audience grow. In case you hadn't noticed, RotSc has grown from number 96 on the top 100 Pixel Art BxC comics, to number 6, in its First Week.
At this rate, we might even beat such awesome comics, as Pokemon X, or 8EB. But don't count on it unless you vote.
So enjoy! And Keep voting! >_>
Sunday, February 12th, 2006 11:30PM
Issue 8: Thank GOD for the censor.
Well, the first week is over. And thus, unless I can keep this up for weeks to come, the new comic schedule will be:
*gasp* New comics! Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday!
Though its not limited to the schedule. If I have time I might make a comic, even IF its monday, friday, or wednesday. Or a filler at least, if I wanna.
Site changes coming soon, too. Expect that next week (as in tomorrow through friday, and such). Oh, and my affiliate page will be up soon. They kick ass, odds are. :D
In any case, I've gotta watch Godzilla now. I'm a sap for Godzilla. (And dont ask why I'm not using him as a character. Theres a comic about that, which is number 1-2 on the BxC 100.)
So enjoy! And keep voting..>_>
Saturday, February 11th, 2006 12:00PM
Issue 7: Do all DMV clerks have shotguns?
I hate the DMV. If waiting six hours to have any attention to yourself was bad to begin with, its worse when you FINALLY get attended to, and the clerk is an asshole. So you register your shit, and you need to fix something.
Six hours later, you get attended to again, and they are a complete ass again. And it just keeps going.
In any case, the site is coming along nicely now. A few more touches and everything will finally be centered, and I'll have given enough of a care to add a counter, affiliate buttons, register for more than buzzcomix, and add a cast page and such.
Unfortunately for those excited about these changes - South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut; just came on the TV. So Ima gonna watch that now. Ha!
Dont worry though. Unless my girlfriend goes psycho crazy and decides I am going with her to something tomorrow at the last second, which I sincerely wish, and dont think she will, the site stuff should be done by tomorrow, if not VERY early (as in 20 minutes from now) tomorrow. Yeah, thats all for now. Enjoy, and keep voting!
Friday, February 10th, 2006 4:18
Issue 6: So its come this, ALREADY.
I've got a girlfriend. No, seriously, I do.
(And if your wondering how a frail, crazy internet geek could do that, try not to think about it so hard. Its hard on the brain.)
And the thing about them, is that I do things on the weekend time with them.
So WTF does this matter to you?
Well, I've got a 'Valentines Dance' to go to tonight, and so you'll have to deal with a filler comic. And if there's anything I'll admit, its that I can't draw for shit. At least not during math.
Enjoy. (If you can.)
Thursday, February 9th, 2006 6:30PM
Issue 5: You trippin' foo.
New pages. Lots of them, and templates too! Though all half-finished, because I got sidetracked, thanks to life, kicking my ass again. No comic tomorrow, I've to attend a Valentine Dance, which I am not too excited about, because I make up for excitement with being nervous. Not much else to say at the moment. I'll update this later.
Update!
I'm gonna be trying to finish what I started making, with the new pages and all. Plus most likely adding our CG Wiki Page, and Post-Voting Art at Buzzcomix. Enjoy, and keep voting!
Wednesday, February 8th, 2006 8:30PM
Issue 4: Gravity's a bitch.
You may remember my older comics, blatently known as "Revenge of the NOA" and hosted with photobucket, and a shit-for-brains comic forum thread, at Nsider, the Nintendo Forums.
Well, with some advice from a (future, hopefully) affiliate of mine, Rob Lynch - the totally awesome webcartoonist of Heroes Inc., I've decided to add an archive of them onto this site to give the a tribute, or at the very least dedicate a page to them, with a link to my horribly compressed album of linked RotN comics. That'll take a while with my site being worked on every waking moment for me..by me. So expect that later, if not next week.
Speaking of weeks, I need to arrange a comic schedule for when this week is through. Unless I'm unreasonably lucky like I was last week, and able to make comics every day that week, I can't keep up what we have going now. I'm sorry, but life has to kick some of our lives, occasionally.
THe last thing I planned to mention today, was the awesomeness of iframes. They're little windows that link content from another site directly to the little window you made. Thats how this news window is working, and its awesome. So I'd like to thank my second plug of the day, Spritescape Fantasy for help with that.
So, keep enjoying, and keep voting! ( >_> )
Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 9:50PM
Issue 3: Swirly Tube of Interdimensional Death
Hey! It worked this time!
Well, the news thingy is finally up. So now, updates will have some tiny meaning when I post them, instead of all comic, no rant.
The sites still under heavy maintanence, in case you hadnt noticed. Although OK at the moment, its still FAR from anything decent in the comic site world. So expect changes, whenever you check up.
And on a related note, I've submitted RotSC to the BuzzComix 100. Until I take the time to make more pages, and such, just use a link to get there. My voting button is broken at the time anyways.
Buzzcomix Top 100
Dont EVEN look in the normal top 100, because I'm 536 there. But I am #14 in the Pixel Art category, which I find entertaining, if anything.
So vote! And soon I'll add goodies for once you've voted.
Anyhoo, one final note: All this week, because of it being my first antcy (Gotta website and not a P.O.S forum thread for a comic site) week, theres gonna be a comic each weekday, this week. Enjoy.